For The Ladies
Stephen Lynch
I kissed you on the cheek: goodnight my love, I said
U turned to me and smiled: A baby's on the way
And then you drift asleep to dream of life anew
And I lie wondering just what I should I do
I could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares
I could swear to God you accidentally fell that flight of stairs
When I tell you that I love you I wll look you in the eye
As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh
