Party Foul

Dude, Dude not on the dog!
Not on the dog dude!
(You’re such a fucking wizard, Shit Man)
Who the fuck is gonna clean that up?
(that shit is an antique)
Yes, I want to blaze

I'm partied out, I partied all night
Now I'm waking up trying to make things right
Everybody's gone and I'm left here all alone
Got to clean the house before
My mom comes home (Comes home)
I'm partied out, I partied all night
Now I'm waking up trying to make things right
This is why you party at another guy's house
Damn it man
I knew I should have kicked y'all out
Party Foul!

My house is destroyed party foul!
Dude that's not a toy (Seriously)
Party foul! You tea bagged your boy? (Gross)
Party foul! Now that you know the rules
You can get retarded now
That's half of the reputation
That put you on the map
You don't want to be that kid
Who puked on the cat (No)
These are people that you are around a lot
Acting like children
You should take it down a notch
Times a million no need to go ape so late
In the night I gotta work
At eight, alright? (aw man)
I saw you puking in the parking lot (Blech)
Plus you just spilled your shot
On my Ipod dock (Whoops)
You're all cocky when you're walking through
I'm about to write the book
On what not to do steve, put a shirt on
And Lindsey, you're a mom
And you shouldn't be converting
That lamp into a bong, c'mon
(static Illegal fake announcement of
The cop's arrival
On aisle fivefive yard penalty, repeat
Beer pong)

I'm partied out, I partied all night
Now I'm waking up trying to make things right
Everybody's gone and I'm left here all alone
Got to clean the house before
My mom comes home
I'm partied out, I partied all night
Now I'm waking up trying to make things right
This is why you party at another guy's house
Damn it man
I knew I should have kicked y'all out
Party Foul!

You took a leak in the jungle juice?
Party foul
You told her to be in love with you?
Party foul you sharted in your underoos?
Party foul now that you know the rules
You can get retarded now
You want beer? (Uhuh)
Well you should have brought more! (Uhh)
And why are you wearing sunglasses indoors?
You've been drunk from the outset
Your hair looks like you stuck
Your finger in the outlet
You just killed my house pet
Dude, you're on some other shit
Walking around my home with a boner
Trying to ask me where my mother is
(That's fucked up)
And that's fantastic, mmmhm
Dude don't smoke that
Those are grandma's ashes! (Holy shit)
I'm losing my patience the party was raging
Until you changed the station
And you put that Ace of Base in
(What the fuck?)
And I wouldn't be so abrasive
But you pissed in my basement
And blamed it on Jason
(static Douche bag manlike conduct
On the couch, not only is that chick 14
AND asleep, butii meani mean it's
A spray tan dude, c'mon)

I'm partied out, I partied all night
Now I'm waking up trying to make things right
Everybody's gone and I'm left here all alone
Got to clean the house before
My mom comes home
I'm partied out, I partied all night
Now I'm waking up trying to make things right
This is why you party at another guy's house
Damn it man
I knew I should have kicked y'all out
Party Foul!