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But it secretly ends with a "a" like bologna
Side effects include cyborg obedience
To eat every spoonful of lies
They been feeding him
Long term concerns: all of my kids
Even if it take gas masks
And moving off the grid
In the immediate, it might get tedious
Dealing with some idiots when
I been so collegiate
I'm not intermediate, I beg your pardon
But I saw a three year old
Die from a car bomb so I change the channel
Grab a beer and a large bong
Entered 2-0-1-7 in the starlog
No money down, you'll just be in debt
That's how they keep you silent
Like the "b" in debt broke people voiceless
Money talks and it's making
All of these noises
Marking 'em down and moving 'em out
Sounds like what the Nazis did
In Poland at Ausch
Wit's about me like my autobiography
You'll never make it to the top
You ought to try lottery
I'm a pro, you're a con, that's the dichotomy
And I don't like your company
We got no comradery
Disease set in like suns on horizons
But if you got the symptoms
Peep the advertisement
What's genuine and what's advertisin'?
These deals won't last long
Get loans for that ass when the cash gone
And if you die, don't worry if it's passed on
Your kids'll pay it
Better write another rap song
Get nailed or hammer the beat
Collect all of the
Deceased commander-in chiefs
And bring some candles and
Some Campbell's to eat
Donald 'bout to drop a nuke
And spit a slanderous speech
I'm not demanding a suite
I'm the man in the street
Obey your thirst, drink this product
It'll damage your teeth
But don't worry 'cause we
Also sell toothpaste
Insurance rates going up on a Tuesday
Here's another ad with the gecko
Pay him every month
Get his pockets looking preggo
You gon' do it till you're ruined like Aleppo
You got full coverage
But he knows you wanna settle
Here's a new fresh victim
With the slate clean let's break dreams
Drown him in debt by eighteen
And as he's still suffocated in the portrait
Let's sell him a house
'cause we know he can't afford it
Ooh, that's gorgeous!
I know his worries seem enormous
So run the ad for the 2019 Taurus
Make sure that he defaults on the mortgage
We don't teach finance in
High school on purpose that's perfect
That's how they keep you silent
Like the "b" in debt
Did you take your pop? No
Daddy, you are my, um
I don't need a assistant
Daddy, ok, ok, assistant
Let's get started making designs yay, ok
Let's make designs daddy, huh?
So, this is a night time dress?
One of a kind, very custom
