Lying in the Middle

[Verse 1]
I got a friend who don’t know which side to sleep on
But every girl in town wants to help him decide
They both know he won’t stay the night
But you gotta give him props for trying
Bless his soul it don’t take a mile
In those loafers to see he’s just her chauffeur back home
A couple milligrams and a TV show
They go down better alone

[Chorus]
He goes
Why should I make up my mind
Just to change it overnight
What a magnificent way to waste my time
You know I would rather live my life
Rife with riddles
Lying in the middle of the Kinsey scalе
The world’s a buffet and I came to gеt my fill

[Verse 2]
I got a friend who hasn’t paid rent in ages
In the minds of every man this side of the tracks
They all know he’s a little green
The weekend queen is new to the scene
Some say he’s a tourist, oh well
All those purists can go to double hockey sticks until
They wanna leave a happy man alone

[Chorus]
He goes
Why should I make up my mind
Just to change it overnight
What a magnificent way to waste my time
You know I would rather live my life
Rife with riddles
Lying in the middle of the Kinsey scale
The world’s a buffet and I came to get my fill

[Bridge]
I’d die before I sit still

[Chorus]
Why should I make up my mind
Just to change it overnight
What a magnificent way to waste my time
You know I would rather live my life
Rife with riddles
Lying in the middle of the Kinsey scale
The world’s a buffet and I came to get my fill