When You Leave

[Verse 1]
They'll be breaking out the hard stuff when you leave
They'll be breaking out the chit chat when you leave
They'll be breaking out the making out when you leave
They can't wait, they can't wait

[Verse 2]
They'll be breaking out the X-Box when you leave
They'll be breaking out the Courvoisier when you leave
They'll be breaking out evеry Belgian beer when you leavе
They can't wait, they can't wait

[Bridge]
I'm gonna stay just to annoy them
I'm gonna stay just to piss them off
I'm gonna stay just to amuse myself
I'm gonna stay, I'm gonna stay

[Verse 3]
They'll be breaking out the good music when you leave
The Stylistics, The Spinners, The Delfonics
And they'll keep on, keep on making out when you leave
They can't wait, they can't wait

[Verse 4]
There'll be red wine on all the carpets when you leave
There'll be salsa on all the carpets when you leave
There'll be God knows what other liquids when you leave
They can't wait, they can't wait

[Bridge]
I'm gonna stay just to annoy them
I'm gonna stay just to toy with them
I'm gonna stay, they can't push me around
I'm gonna stay, stay all the way

[Interlude]

[Verse 5]
They'll be talking behind your back when you leave
How you couldn't take the hint and just leave
They invited you but regretted it, he won't leave
Big mistake, big mistake

[Verse 6]
They can't wait, they can't wait
They can't wait, they can't wait
They can't wait, they can't wait
They can't wait, they can't wait

[Verse 7]
They'll be swinging from the chandeliers when you leave
They'll be putting on Mickey Mouse ears when you leave
While they act out scenes from King Lear when you leave
There goes one of the chandeliers when you leave

[Bridge]
I'm gonna stay, I'm gonna stay
I'm gonna stay, I'm gonna stay
(They'll be breaking out the making out when you leave)
I'm gonna stay, I'm gonna stay
(They'll be breaking out the making out when you leave)
I'm gonna stay, I'm gonna stay