THYROIDECTOMY
Who the fuck is next to me
Who the fuck is next to me
Who the fuck is next to me
In this, in this thyroidectomy
Time out, we have a 40 year old male
With a past medical history of papillary thyroid cancer
Presents today for a total thyroidectomy
Are we ready
Who the fuck is next to me
Bro, can I scrub my fingers respectfully
Size 8 gloves with chlorhexidine
And yesterday we did an appendectomy
My destiny, in the flesh I see
Not bad for a brother on the spectrum, see
Collectively, they got the best of me
How could I let these fake people get to me
Damn, yo, who the fuck is next to me
Yo, who the fuck is next to me
Somebody tell me who's next to me
In this, in this thyroidectomy
Who the fuck is next to me
Who the fuck is next to me
Somebody tell me who's next to me
In this, in this thyroidectomy
My attending said, how dare you offend me
How dare you stand up in this suite and just not comprehend me
How dare you walk up in here with that MCM and Fendi
So now I'm trembling with fear and its so evidently
I'm crying in the bathroom stall with nobody to get me
They kicked me out of school because they said I couldn't venti-
Late
And that I'm far from the fate
Of any student who wants to be a PA
Okay, okay, okay
But just because I didn't graduate
Okay, it's sad to say
I wrote these feelings in my diary
Feel like Anne Hathaway
I'm tearing up in here
Someone please go get me some Pataday
Woo, Woo,Woo, Woo
I'll never be a surgeon
Guess I'll just get rich the harder way
Ball when I'm in New York or Dallas
Feel like Tim Hardaway
Galaxy, galaxy foams
Feel like Tim Hardaway
Galaxy, galaxy flow
I'm just so far away
According to Mayoclinic.com
A thyroidectomy is a surgical removal of all or part of your thyroid gland
The butterfly-shaped organ in your neck
A thyroidectomy is a surgical treatment for thyroid cancer
And other thyroid conditions
Let's get back to the music
Who the fuck is next to me
Who the fuck is next to me
Somebody tell me who's next to me
In this, in this thyroidectomy
Look at the clock, see the minutes in here
Four more hours in this hell right here
Look at the clock, see the minutes in here
Four more hours in this hell right here
Look at the clock, see the minutes in here
Four more hours in this hell right here
Right here
