Happy Endings

Everybody likes a happy ending
Especially ones that make you want to cry
Personally I like the ones that start
When someone marries someone and they die

Now, here's a story about a girl I once knew
Prettiest little thing you ever did see
Her mother was a man who went by the name of Stan
Now everyone is someone till they die

Here's a little story that I once heard
About a little man who wanted fame
To climb to the top, he had to step on everyone
Now nobody can quite recall his name

Everybody likes a happy ending
Especially ones that make you want to cry
Personally I like the ones that start
When someone marries someone and they die