At Least I’m Not In Detroit

My GPS still thinks that it’s 2002
I couldn’t be the one to break it the news
I found myself in Texas with no reason as to why
It isn't as pleasant as the flash game's lies

At least I'm not in Detroit (At least I'm not in Detroit)
At least I'm not in Detroit (At least I'm not in Detroit)

I got into an accident with my hot-air balloon
I think that's the last time I go to the moon
Somebody on the street said that I look like a horse
Compliment or insult, I still felt remorse

At least I'm not in Detroit (At least I'm not in Detroit)
At least I'm not in Detroit (Something that keeps me going)

At least I'm not in Detroit (At least I'm not in Detroit)
At least I'm not in Detroit (At least I'm not in Detroit)