Camping the Vein
We have arrived in the middle of nature
We got some boyscouts under our wheels
Jumped off the car with beers in our hands
Unloaded the van and started to build the tent
CAMPING... THE VEIN!
So drunk and bothering...
CAMPING. THE VEIN...
In the middle of the wood!
A bear was sleeping
We've thrashed him for good!
Starved, in the evening
The dead scouts we’ll cook!
Guitars come out
Playing the Sun Song!
Seeing us helpless
The bear stole the hamper!
Searching for food but found just the syringеs
We've found him dead and fillеd up with drug
Eating him raw then go catch some trouts
Thank us for killing that fucking bad bear!
Entered the forest and found many mushrooms
Squashing the smurfs in their homes with our feet
Christine of Oat was crying on the path and
Raping her corpse was another deed!
The marzipan witch house
Of Hansel and Gretel we’ve found!
They think will be saved but
Instead we'll just eat
Their candied bodies on the fire
Like human... marshmallows!
This being the reason why
We had the insulin syringes!
