The Corporate Homoerotic Cyclists

The corporate homoerotic cyclists are bearing down on me
A humpin' and a pumpin' they're a generatin' steam
Sweatin' in the lycra ... always on the bike yeah
If ya know what I mean
Rubbin' that logo hard on your libido
Bustin' at the seams

Worship THE MAN who makes LOVE to the BRAND
PUMP it if you can with your head in the SAND

The brotherhood of managerial aristocracy
A shaven, padded, sleek kleptocracy
Senile delinquent authorized think tank plutocracy
Poundin' in unison, back on the bikes again
Spewin' seminal fumes

Worship THE MAN who makes LOVE to the BRAND
PUMP it if you can with your head in the SAND

See Men here, see Men there
See the SeeMen Everywhere
See Men here, see Men there
See the SeeMen Everywhere

Worship THE MAN who makes LOVE to the BRAND
PUMP it if you can with your head in the SAND