Mona From Pomona

On the way to Berdoo near the county fairgrounds
There’s a hot rod hooker making pavement pound
Out in Pomona by the county fairplex
There’s a rubber-burning harlot who likes high speed sex
When it comes to making time, this hussie ain’t no fool
She’s got a nigga-rigged nova burning rocket fuel
Matter of fact I say she’s pretty cool
She’ll even work on your car if you will loan her your tools

Some punks say that she's a shot out whore (shot out whore)
But she can blow their doors off with her 454 (454)
She’s got a holley carburetor and a 4-on-the-floor (4-on-thе-floor)
She always shuts ‘em all down and then shе still wants more

She’s running Valvoline because her tach is always in the red
She enjoys geezing methamphetamines and giving head

She’s got bucket seats and a cellular phone
Her tits are full of STP and silicone
One day I saw a flying blur of shining chrome
Don Garlits was sitting shotgun and she was polishing his dome
She’s got a Mallory ignition and some cheater slicks
She’ll even make the proposition because she loves turning tricks
She’s got hooker headers and pos-a-traction
She’s hauling ass down Garey Avenue looking for action

Some punks say that she's a shot out whore (shot out whore)
But she can blow their fuckin doors off with her 454 (454)
She’s got a holley carburetor and a 4-on-the-floor (4-on-the-floor)
She always shuts ‘em all down and then she still wants more

She can’t wait until the motherfuckin light turns green, no
She’s got a blown V-8 and it’s a mean machine
She’s running Valvoline because her tach is always in the red
She enjoys slamming methamphetamines and giving head