Clever Insulter

I offer seats to 50 year olds on the bus
It's a great way to pretend that you're just being nice
While really you're just offending people

They can't be mad
You're just being friendly
But deep inside they are offended
'cause you just assumed they're old

Clever insulter
Use your head to insult people
Clever insulter
You didn't go to school for nothing