I-5

I-5, you run from north to south
And I try, I want to follow you from
Portland to Medford
Skip Chico, down to Tijuana

I-5, the view is littered by trash
It's a pigsty, but Wheeler turns a blind eye
Methheads will scrap your car for parts
Before you even reach Wilsonville

I'm just kidding, this is city is just fine
Although, I must admit it's a fine line
Between hip decline and zombie apocalypse
Let's just say fuck it, have you tried this fish and chips?

I-5, you run from the north to south
And I'll try, I want to follow you from
Portland to Medford
Skip Chico, down to Tijuana

I-5, watch out don't hit that nude guy
Let's fly, we'll just catch the red eye
I've heard United's got tix for cheap
Because of Covid-19

May see, I am not quite down
Of course you're right
And there's a clear path out
But we're still safe here
Though it's a hundred degrees outside
It should be raining
And no toxic smoke in the sky