Karen

I loved a girl named Karen
She was from the Phillippines
She had the nicest face
& body I had ever seen

We made love on water
On land & in the air
Daytime or night time
Karen didn't seem to care

'The loser is the winner'
That was our philosophy
I lost myself in her
It only cost my sanity

Now I'm down with fever
The doctor says he's mystified
Thinks I've taken poison
All I swallowed was my pride

I bet she's found another
Probably he's my best friend
Takes no Columbus to discover
That's how these things tend to end

We made love on water
On land & in the air
Daytime or night time
Karen didn't seem to care
No Karen didn't seem to care...