Doll Hairs (feat. Todrick Hall)

Mmmhmm
Everybody was blowin’ me up last week
But now that I need my money, ain’t nobody seem to be pickin’ up
Mmmhmm
I don’t play when it comes to the Doll Hairs

These broke bum bitches come to me for a handout (handout)
The dirty little rats want my G’s cause I can out (?)
I let ‘em borrow a couple G’s, they my fan now
Pay me by the fifteenth, but they scam out
I tell ‘em once I ain’t sayin’ it again now
Yeah we met, that don’t mean they my friend though
So I roll up tap like that on they window
Where my coin? Where my cash?
[?]
Yo yo

I ain’t about to get caught
Bitch you about to get taught
Do not get caught
Cause I ain’t the bitch
I ain’t the fist fighting (again no idea)
Bitch I ain’t forgot
I ain’t sayin’ you ‘bout to get shot
But I cannot honestly promise you not
You better (again I’m sorry no idea)

Bitch I am crazy ‘bout my doll hairs
No I won’t play no games about my doll hairs
No I don’t give a fuck about your problems
Stay Rich, honey
I’ll cut a bitch about my doll hairs (my doll hairs)
My doll hairs
My doll hairs, my doll hairs

Yes, the doll hairs, baby
I don’t play when I’m countin’ and mountin’
Halleloo!
(Whoo!)

You lil thiefs really think I’m gon’ move on
These lil queefs wanna keep all my moola
Throw a (no idea) karate call me Mulan
Drag these hoes by they teeth leave that glue on
Yo yo

We ‘bout to go and roll out
Take all the gold out they house
(Something about mouths?)
Show me respect, show me them checks
Hoe I wreck it and don’t call me Ralph, yeah
I promised I would help you out
But I cannot honestly promise you now
Better pay up or it’s ‘bout to go down
Ow!

Shangela
What?
Let ‘em know

When it comes to the dolla sign
Or the bottom line, don’t play with mine
I’m a boss chick on the grind
Better step behind, cause I don’t got time
I’m Shangela Laquifa
It’s very nice to meet ya
Now gimme that debit card and PIN
Before I have to beat ya
One thing I don’t play about is my D-o-l-l hairs
Bounce a check, I’ll come collect
And trust she ain’t all there
I’m a Vanderbilt
I’m a Rockefeller
Don’t come for me I’ll clock a fella
I’m a one true fish like Cinderella
You crazy bitch
I tried to tell ya

Aww the bank is closed?
The bus ain’t runnin’?
Honey, there plenty ways you can get my money

There’s Cash out, PayPal, got a piggy bank? Lovely gal!
You can get my money from a kickstarter
You a workin’ girl? Then work harder!
Large Bills, bag of quarters
Post aid checks or money orders
You can get your cousin to meet me on the corner
But I don’t like late so you better warn her
Ultimate professional
Boss chick in collection mode
401k in a gown, don’t make have to clown bitch

And that’s how you get your doll hairs back, baby haha!

Doll Hairs (feat. Todrick Hall)

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