She’s Fallen in Love with the Monster Man

She's fallen in love with a monster man...

She's fallen in love with a monster man
She's fallen in love with a monster man

Well it was hot last night at the movie show
I parked my baby in the very last row
We were just makin' love kind of kiddin' around
When the monster appeared with this crazy sound

My baby looked up kind of mesmerized
And she gave a long moan much to my surprise
Said 'the monster's the most, I'm his number one fan'

[Girl]: Yes I've fallen in love with this monster man!

She's fallen in love with a monster man
She's fallen in love with a monster man

Now don't think I'm mean or I wanna complain
But the guy's too ugly and hasn't got a brain
With great yellow fangs reaching down to his chin
Why you just wouldn't go where this guy has been

He was growin' good hair on top of his lid
Just the crazier kind of mixed-up kid
Been sorta disturbed by a sewin' machine
But my baby baby said
[Girl]: Yeah, this monster's a dream

She's fallen in love with a monster man
She's fallen in love with a monster man

Now the monster was weird and just a little unreal
Seemed kinda short of a sex appeal
He was draggin' his chains and groanin' his groan
Not really a guy that a girl should take home

When it come to that scene where the monster should die
My baby broke down and she started to cry
She said 'this monster I love' in a strange kinda whisper

[Girl]: He's my kinda guy 'cause I'm Dracula's sister!

She's fallen in love with a monster man
She's fallen in love with a monster man

So, listen you guys who are taking a wife
This could be your girl so run for your life ha ha ha
Run for your life! Ha ha
Run!

She's fallen in love with a monster man
She's fallen in love with a monster man
She's fallen in love with a monster man
She's fallen in love with a monster man