Wizard of Woo

Wizard of Woo

Smoking, potion, purple ocean,
King of keys poised in purest devotion
Music bathed in splendid lilac,
(When) Bernie hits the keys and the band has a funk attack

Mauve, it is this funny concoction,
Violet blackout not an option
Adopt the Way of the Woo foundation,
Batteries not included for claymation patients

He's the Wizard of Woo, yeah,
Makes the cow go moo
Plays the purple Kazoo, yeah

Purple-ytes quiet down to a hush
Lavender groove so violacious
Slush, mush, hush, plum crush, when
(When) Bernie hits the keys and the band makes a big fuss

Rush the stage of magik magenta
Make way for the high priest to enter,
Ears drunk on mulberry wine
Slam-dunk-funk by the orchid enchanter

He's the Wizard of Woo, yeah,
Makes the cow go moo
Plays the purple Kazoo, yeah

Incantation periwinkle smoke magus
Harmonic dance of red pomegranate
What planet is the purple puppeteer from?
(When) Bernie hits the stage and the band's in a funk trance

Charms controlling the band like puppets,
Lilac melodies, hypnotized muppets
Duckets, black currant funky Ribena
Draft of nectar of the god's ambrosia

He's the Wizard of Woo, yeah,
Makes the cow go moo
Plays the purple Kazoo, yeah