Adult/ery

Could you imagine a romantic liaison
Somewhere in the south of France?
We could book into a private hotel
Where we could sip wine and dance
I would phone up the wife and ask how things are
She doesn't know I'm on a dirty weekend
Ms Brown I love you, Ms Brown I need you
If I divorced her would you marry me?

Private detectives follow me everywhere
Cameras at the ready for proof
£10 an hour plus expenses
I hope she gets her money's worth
They found us naked in a car one day
No excuses offered, none taken anyway
A costly court-case, alimony granted
Half my possessions are now hers

Could you imagine a romantic liaison
Somewhere in the south of France?
We've booked into the private hotel
We've made love, sipped wine and we've danced
I've phoned up the wife and I've said how things are
She knows I'm on a dirty weekend
Ms Brown I love you, Ms Brown I need you
If I divorced her would you marry me please?