The Phone Book Song

Abercrombie, Alexander, Adam, Allen, Atkinson
Beaurepaire and Bannister, Bartholomew and Benjamin
Camilleri, Carringbush, Christopher and Cameron
Davidson, Emmanuel, Fletcher, Finch and Featherstone
Garibaldi, Giovanni, Gibson, Green and Gilbertson
Hesparas, Horatio and Harry, Hope and Hopkinson
Ivanhoe and Ingerson, Jericho and Jamison
Kennett, Koster, Kennedy, Letterman and Livingston
McAllister, McWilliamson, McRobertson, Mikopoulos
Nicholas and Nortonsen, Nalasko and Nitsopolis
O'Flannery, O'Flarrety O'Flattery, O'Lopolous
Philipopopopopopopopopopopopolous
Quimby, Queeny, Quincy, Rockachelly, Ross and Robinson
Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smithington
Tarantino, Ustinov, Victoria and Watkinson
Xerxes, Young, Yentilstein, Zachary and Zeppelin

Now you've heard the song that has a lot of funny names in it
If you heard your name that's really nice but we don't give a shit
It you'd like to hear it done much faster, clap and cheer right now!

(repeat x2)

Now you've heard the song that has a lot of funny names in it
If you heard your name that's really nice but we don't give a shit
It you'd like to hear it done much faster, you're too late!
Because they've just passed by