Everybody Sings

Sarah Silverman

Black people, gonna sing
Black people, they love to song
Sing about The Man, how he held 'em down
With liquor stores and crack
Black people play hacky-sack

The Chinese, gonna sing
Chinese people, they're gonna sing
Sounds real harsh, unmelodic
Hideously off-key
Chinese sing nasally

Mexicans, fart their songs
Singing's just background for their farts
First for them comes family
Second, comes tongues and beef
Mexicans are make-belief

Midgets, in the house
They're little like a tiny mouse
Stand on the chair, so I see you there
Funnier than Barney Fife
Apologize for your life

You know I was gonna do a verse about Jewish people
But you know what? Not funny
My people have been through a lot
Why don't you read about it in your history books
While they're still there, while its' still in there?
Asshole. Fuck you!

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