I'm Sick Of The Beach

I'm sick of the beach
You take me there and life seems so bleak
I'd rather be home
Where I'm all alone
I hate the beach

I'd rather be in bed
I'm sure I'd be rather be dead
Just take me anywhere else
All by myself
I hate the beach

Darlin' don't you know I hate it
Even the first time
I really hated it
The second time was also really awful
Connor was mistaken for a waffle
I'm sick of the beach

I'm sick of the beach
I'm sick of the beach
I'm sick
I'm sick
I'm sick
I'm sick
I'm sick
Of the beach

I'm sick of the beach
I'm sick of the beach
I'm sick
I'm sick
I'm sick
I'm sick
I'm sick
Of the beach

I'll take my chances elsewhere darlin'
Just not the beach
It's just so terrible
I hear the moon is nice this time of the year
Or was it the second moon or the third moon I have no idea
I'm sick of the beach

I'm sick of the beach
Just take me anywhere else
Anywhere but that beach
I hate the beach

I'm sick of the beach