A Christmas Gift to You

Hello, this is Saint Etienne here
With a special Christmas
Message for you all how are you feeling Bob?

I'm feeling dandy and I just
Want to say Happy Christmas
War is over how are you feeling Pete?

I'm feeling my oats it's a
Bit parky in here
Isn't it? Anyone fancy a drink? What's
Your favourite Christmas drink Bob?

Umm, can I have a vodka with Domestos
In it and a slice of please?

Certainly sir and Sarah?

No thank you
Eh can I have a glass of champagne with an
Oxo cube in it please? Thank you m-m-m-mm

Do you want a drink Pete
I'm buying this round?

No

We've got a couple of songs for
You and the first one is

"Driving Home for Christmas"
A smashing song by Chris Rea
And the second one is

"Message in a Bottle", a tribute to
The gentle giant of rock, sting

And now we'd all like to say

Happy Christmas!