Country Song

Get rich, and I've gots lots of money
I gots this cute girl and I call her 'honey'
I got lots of big monster trucks
That I drive around the back of my farm with my ducks

And, oh my god, I am so rich
And, oh my god, I'm so good-looking
And, oh my god, my girl is so hot
Wearing an American bikini in the parking lot

I am an American
Geez Louise, where do I even begin?
I don't know what 'bisexual' means
But whatever those liberals are up to isn't up to me

My kids got the monster trucks
And my lucky fifty-dollar bill
And my hot wife just said
That she went down to our neighbors and then
She killed 'em

She told me it was bloody

Oh no

[Instrumental Break]

She's.. telling me.. everything
And I.. I'm terrified

I'm in the room with a cold, cold murderer
Oh my god, my neighbor, she murdered her
What do I do now?
Am I even safe?
I just need to get safe out of this place

I get into my monster truck
And I hit the gas
But I didn't expect her
To grab onto the back

And she broke in with rage;
Went through my cool truck's window
And she tried to hit me
And I hit the ground low

My monster truck's off a cliff
I'm falling too soon
And as I think to myself
I look up to the moon

I didn't want this to end how it all will
But I held onto my lucky fifty-dollar bill

I'm alive
Stuck in the flames
As I watch her eternal resting place
I can't believe this is happening to me

My arm is broken
My leg is, too
I just tried to scream out
But to who?

I start to blackout
But as I hear
Someone calling out right next to my ear..