Interlude: The Happy Factory

[Happyman]
I'm riding to my Happy Factory
I want to make nice things for my friends and me
So many things to make
So many rocks to break
It's fun to manufacture things
I have some very cool machines
So let's go in, we can begin
In my Happy Factory

[Spoken]
Little King John, what are you doing here?

[Little King John]
Hello, Happyman, there is nothing to fear
I have come here to confiscate your factory
This entire facility now belongs to me
What a magnificent day for Little King John
Let us lift up our voices in the magic of song!

[Sung]
Moon rocks, I just love moon rocks
Beautiful moon rocks
In the pipes, going into the machines
Moon rocks, how I love moon rocks
And the moon rocks love me
I just know it, yes they do

[Happyman (Spoken)]
But Little King John, just stop right there
You can't take my factory, that is not fair
I paid for this land, and all of this stuff

[Little King John]
Too bad, Happyman, I say that is just tough
Now don't interrupt me, I'm singing a song
This is now mine, so go run along

[Sung]
With my moon rocks, I can make erasers
There are many things that need to be erased
With my new factory, I can make yellow cheese
I can also make bars of soap, so I can be clean

[Happyman (Spoken)]
But I built this place with my own two hands!
This miscarriage of justice cannot stand!

[Little King John]
And you built this place with consummate skill
But I am Little King John, and I'll take what I will

This is mine!
This is mine!
This is mine!
This is mine, too!
This is mine!
This is mine, too!

This is mine!
This is mine!
This is mine!
This is mine, too!
This is mine!
This is mine, too!

[Ratboy Genius]
"This is mine!
This is mine!
This is mine!
This is mine too!
This is mine too!"

In my dream, Little King John
Sure was frightening and infuriating
But I have to admit
He was full of catchy music