House Arrest

[Verse]
I don't think I'll be free
In fact I'm so uncertain
Now my game is with the curtain
If I sound a little hounded
It's because I am surrounded
No-one else will talk to me
If you buy yourself a uniform
Get one for me
We'd better learn telepathy

[Chorus]
And I never guessed
Ooh, I never guessed
I'd find myself under house arrest
I'd find myself under house arrest
Robbed of the books I loved the best
My records for forensic test
If I get your letters - Well, they're torn and read
My information comes spoon-fed

[Bridge]
If I only heard a whisper from the cupboard or the bed

[Verse]
I turn out the light
But it comes back on
The phone still rings
But this line sounds wrong
I'm told there's no escaping
And each word I say they're taping
You'll have to ask discreetly
For an interview with me
We'd better learn telepathy

[Chorus]
And I never guessed
Ooh, I never guessed
I'd find myself under house arrest
I'd find myself under house arrest
Robbed of the books I loved the best
My records for forensic test
If I get your letters - Well, they're torn and read
My information comes spoon-fed

[Chorus]
And I never guessed
Ooh, I never guessed
I'd find myself under house arrest
I'd find myself under house arrest

[Outro]
I never guessed I'd find myself under house arrest
I never guessed I'd find myself under house arrest
I never guessed I'd find myself under house arrest
I never guessed I'd find myself under house arrest
I never guessed I'd find myself under house arrest
I never guessed I'd find myself under house arrest