Bruce

Some kids, some kids they just ain't cute with a name like Bruce,
Why don't kids have the right to choose their own name?
This shit is just not fair,

Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame,
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame

Some babies, some babies just ain't
cute with a name with a name like Bruce,
and everyone knows that Bruce is an old man's name,
like Bernard, Willis, Jimmy, Stan or Stu,

Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame,
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame

Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame,
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame
Yea, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame,
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame
hang his head in shame,
hang his head in shame,
hang his head in shame.