Salty (Cuphead)

Chef Salt Baker Rap
I’ve been on the scene and
I guess you call it seasoned
I’ve been tryna scheme a
ay to get you now
Knives out never halting
No need to be salty
Just know that you will
Never make it out

Welcome in to the
Bakery shop of sins no
I’m not the devil but we
Use the same ingredients
A dash of salt and a little bit of pepper
Marinated with a hint of
Devilish endeavor
I’m the baker
The salt shaker
Savory first but
You say you want desert?
I got the works
New flavors
You’re gonna have to
Get some goods
Free labor
Hurry quick now
I’m running low on good behavior

Stuck in the astral plane
Ms chalace
Trapped by chains
Floating through the mystery
Of in between

Here’s the thing
Bout doin’ business
In a dream
I can promise
I’m not honest and
I’m not quite what I seem

But suite yourselves
I know you’ve been through hell
Taking on the bosses and you
Do it damn well
What’s in my recipe
No I won’t tell
Succumb to Salt Baker
Let me cook you up a spell

I’ve been on the scene and
I guess you call it seasoned
I’ve been tryna scheme a
ay to get you now
Knives out never halting
No need to be salty
Just know that you will
Never make it out

Let me whip
Something up
With some sugar cubes
Hit my hammer down
Break em bounce ‘em
Into you
I’m a sinner who
Likes the taste of mushrooms
Plop ‘em in my head
Grow a couple sizes up too

So delicious
Let me grant your wishes
Bring me what I need
And I’ll even do the dishes
Your intuition
Regarding your suspicion
About me
Was obviously paused
How’d you missed it?

Grabbin’ ya mugs
Power grows
With much aplomb
Yes I’m fragile and I’m cracked
But I’ve got you in my palms

So I’m snapping for my pepper
Corn my vendetta
Sprinkle on some mint
Floating down like their feathers

The blood pressure bottles up
Inside your veins
When my salt clones hit
Call a doctor for
The pain
Cause I’m stirring up a remedy
Come and have a taste
I’m the baker on a mission
I”m the sodium that stays

I’ve been on the scene and
I guess you call it seasoned
I’ve been tryna scheme a
ay to get you now
Knives out never halting
No need to be salty
Just know that you will
Never make it out