Interplanetary Private Eye

Blue smoke on my windshield
Bright lights in the land of steel
Red Diner on a foreign star
Hot carbon on my heels

I'm from the island of I and I
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No one wants to know me
I bleed like the old boys do
Sweetheart in a plastic bag
I love her just the same

Still remember the tears we cried
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I need a drink and a kiss goodbye
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Hot shot on a mercury run
Ten years and I tracked him down
I hit him with my fire ball gun
Now he's all over town

Funny thing but I still miss that guy
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