2 Brothers

Well, well, well

RL:I just ran out of this
Gimme a little time to think
Why you fix me another mother fucking drink
JS:Kinda drink?
RL:'queray

These two twin brothers you know
Been out partying one night
They done got about 'hide nor hair' again
But they got a just a about a pint of that shit they can’t own whaddaya know
One day the brothers stuck it in his inside coat pocket
Just before they get to the house they got to get over a fence at the yard, you know
One got over
The other went to get over and fell
Brother reached down, got him up
He walked on for about eight or ten feet
Said man, "you know I feel something running down my leg."
The other brother said, “I sure hope that’s blood, I hope you ain’t busted that god damn bottle of gin.”

But, boy this friend of mine
Went home one night
He was pretty fucked up, you know
He didn’t know what house he was in
This guy he was just feeling through there you know
Looking, he says “I don’t know whether I’m at home or not.”
Finally he looked in the bedroom and there lay his wife there you know
Felt good then
Some mother fucker in the bed with his wife, you know-