Hero

[Chorus]
Woah now, don't call me a hero
I'm no saviour, I'm just a weirdo
On a scale of ten, I'm a zero
Woah now, don't call me a hero
Put the mic down, go away, kiddo
I'm going to the forest where all the deer roam

[Verse 1]
Get all these cameras out of my face
Leave me alone before you catch a case
Give me some space, I'm an introvert
You're testing my patience, I'll take you by your shirt, make you eat the dirt
Look up your sisters skirt, be a little flirt

Wait, wait, wait, wait, she's 18, right?
No, you fucking retard, she's 12!
WHAT!? Goddamnit!
Tch, good luck escaping from the feds now, you idiot!
Hey, did you forget you're me as well?
Aw, shit

I'll knock your ass out and run from the po-po
Find a horny bitch, got dick for her to blow
Before you cancel me, this is just a rhyme
I can do worse, I can commit a crime
I'll hit on yo girl, autograph her pussy
Drew my logo on her tits while she played a game of footsie

[Chorus]
Woah now, don't call me a hero
I'm no saviour, I'm just a weirdo
On a scale of ten, I'm a zero
Woah now, don't call me a hero
Put the mic down, go away, kiddo
I'm going to the forest where all the deer roam

[Verse 2]
Bitches bang my shit cuz they respect the game
I'll flex on the haters with the golden chain
Went from hell straight to heaven
My dick commited sins, the Deadly Seven
God kept me up here so he could hear me rap
He sent you to hell to stop hearing the cap
Every girl you know, I've seen their tits
Nut to the cheerleaders doin splits
Got cum all over my phone, I gotta clean it now
I saw your aunt's ass, she looks like a cow
I can probably milk her, though I'd rather suicide
Before I do that, there'll be genocide

[Chorus]
Woah now, don't call me a hero
I'm no saviour, I'm just a weirdo
On a scale of ten, I'm a zero
Woah now, don't call me a hero
Put the mic down, go away, kiddo
I'm going to the forest where all the deer roam

[Verse 3]
I can seduce your mom with just a dolla bill
Someone molested my girl, I got a faggot to kill
The softies will hear my lyrics and hightail it to Twitter
Fuck off, dream stans, no need to be bitter!
I can dumb myself down and rap like a retard
I can spit about friends and harmony in your backyard
Hue, hue, hahahahahahahaha, retard joke!
Lemme get sober before we do this dance
After this dance I'll shove ants in your pants
I can lyricise bout fucking your bitch another time
You criticise my songs, yet you don't even rhyme
Come up on the stage and challenge me to a battle
When I smoke and explode you, don't you dare tattle

[Chorus]
Woah now, don't call me a hero
I'm no saviour, I'm just a weirdo
On a scale of ten, I'm a zero
Woah now, don't call me a hero
Put the mic down, go away, kiddo
I'm going to the forest where all the deer roam

[Bridge]
My dick leans left cuz bitches never treat me right
I made your girl cream from midday to midnight
My clout is getting big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cuz all the haters are stupid little bottom feeding, nose-bleeding, road speeding, manga reading, in-breeding, wife beating, shoe stealing, exam cheating, loud breathing, pathetic pleading, daydreaming, crotch feeling, left leaning, tit squeezing, FAGGOTS

[Outro]
You talked all this shit, now it's time to pay
You heard me spit, why you running away
Only pussies here quit, we had a game to play
You're a schewpid Brit, leave the buffet