Bust A Move

Bust it this here's a jam for all the fellas,
Try to do what those ladies tell us,
Get shot down cuz you're over zealous
Play hard to get, females get jealous

Ok, smarty, go to a party
Girls are scantilly clad and showin' body,
A chick walks by, ya wish ya could sex her,
But she's in another world like you was poindexter

Next day's function, high class luncheon
Food is served, and you're stone could munchin'
Music comes on, people start to dance,
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants

A girl starts walkin', guys start gawkin',
Sits down next to you and starts talkin'
Says she wanna dance cuz she likes to groove,
So come on, fat so,and just bust a move

You're on a mission, and you're wishin'
Someone could cure your lonely condition
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places,
No fine girls, just ugly faces

From frustration, first inclination,
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But ever dark tunnel has a light, I hope,
So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope

New movie's showin', so you're goin',
Could care less about the five you're blowin'
Theatre gets dark just to start the show,
Then you spot a fine woman sittin' in your row

She's dressed in yellow, she says hello,
Come sit next to me ya fine fellow
You run over there without a second to lose
And what comes next,hey, bust a move

In the city, ladies look pretty,
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play,
Then you try to make a move and she says no way

Girls are fakin', goodness sakin',
They want a man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and got no car,
Then you got no woman and there you are

Some girls are sophistic, materialistic,
Lookin' for a man makes them opportunistic
They're lyin' on the beach, perpetratin' a tan
So that a brother with the money can be their man

So, on the beach start strollin', real high rollin',
Everything you have is yours and not stolen
A girl runs up with something to prove,
So don't just stand there, bust a move

Just bust a move
Break it down for me fellas
Your best friend , Harry, has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry

He's hopin' you can make it there,
If you can, cuz in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You say neato, check your libido,
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo

The bride walks down, just to start the wedding
And there's one more girl you won't be getting
So you start thinkin', then ya start blinkin',
A bride maid looks and thinks that you're winkin'

She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back
And now you're feeling really fine cuz the girl is stacked
Preception's jumpin', bass is pumpin',
Look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin'

Says she wanna dance to a different groove,
Now you know what to do, g, bust a move
Just bust a move
Move it boy