​when i get the money

When I get the money, when I get the money
When I get the money, when I get the money
I spend it all on oral satisfaction first
Great food, fish, and wine
Japanese seaweed, pills, and stuff to sniff
And anything I haven't tried
And then the rest of it on art supplies
On art supplies, on art supplies

8mm films and photographic paper
Paint and brushes, tapes and batteries
A scanner and a printer so I won't be bored
In wintertime, in wintertime
In wintertime, in wintertime

And presents for my friends
So it'll all be gone
Before the holiday, before the holiday
Before the holiday, before the holiday
Before the holiday, before the holiday

I could eat a lemon now
I wanna learn to drive a car
I could eat a lemon now
Let's repair the theremin
I could eat a lemon now
I wanna make a video
I could eat a lemon now
I wanna have a pair of purple pants

When I get the money, when I get the money
When I get the money, when I get the money