My Wife, Eris

I just married my wife, Eris
She doesn’t care about us
Cause she hates the things that she cherish
When I get famous I’ll buy her a golden carriage
$25,000 on her nails
She says these bitches be embarrassed
But that is just human error
I might hurl
Time moves fast
But you know Eris
She’s my girl
She’s underworld
She runs the world
Nothing goes right
She's the center of the swirl

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I just married my wife, Eris
She’s always on the phone
Talking bout the Judgement of Paris
Should’ve left your ass in Rome
What do I know
Eve’s the one who picked the golden apple off the tree
I’ve been looking at old photos of
Discordia and me
For our anniversary
She gave me World War 23
All I got her was a virus
But she still tells me I’m sweet
Then she breaks three of my fingers
This feels like true love to me

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