Bran Muffin Grumpy Nothings
Woke up this morning and went downstairs
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
I was craving something sweet
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
Hoping I could drown my cares
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
Soon I'd had my fill to eat
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
Marshmallow cereal!
In a box or in a bowl
Marshmallow cereal
It inspires my rock-and-roll
Got in my car to drive to work
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
Thus began my long commute
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
The road was filled with angry jerks
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
I'm gonna be late, shoot
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
Marshmallow cereal!
In a box or in a bowl
Marshmallow cereal
It inspires my rock-and-roll
At work I saw my manager
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
All she did was stand and glare
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
I thought maybe I'd angered her
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
But I really did not care
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
Marshmallow cereal!
In a box or in a bowl
Marshmallow cereal
It inspires my rock-and-roll
Took off early to go to lunch
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
Went down to the store
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
I really needed something to munch
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
But they didn't have any more
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
Marshmallow cereal!
In a box or in a bowl
Marshmallow cereal
It inspires my rock-and-roll
Coming home at 5 o'clock
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
Finished with the day
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
Tired of the whole, dang world
Bran muffin grumpy nothings
Now I can finally say
There's marshmallow cereal in my box and in my bowl
Marshmallow cereal! It inspires my rock-and-roll
Marshmallow cereal! In a box or in a bowl
Marshmallow cereal! Turns my WORLD to rock-and-roll
