Anti-Sobriety

I’ve got a drinking problem
My folks are worried sick
Maybe I'll lay off booze for a while
That might do the trick

Five days in, I’m already shaking
And starting to chicken shit
Maybe it wasn't the smartest plan
I may have to admit

Help me doctor
What should I do?
Tell me what
I'm going through

Stop what you’re doing
Right Now
Don’t let me tell you what you need to do

Stop what you’re doing
Right now
Get on board with the concept of

Anti-Sobriety
Drink, Drink
Anti-Sobriety
On board with the concept of

I feel great with my old self
And I don't give a shit
I'm meeting my mates at the closest bar
It’s going to be sick!

As the glass piled up on the countertop
I blacked out for a bit
I remember running from the cops
I can't wait 'till the next fix

Thank you doctor
For what you do
Now I know where
I'm headed to

Stop what you’re doing
Right Now
Don’t let me tell you what you need to do

Stop what you’re doing
Right now
Get on board with the concept of

Anti-Sobriety
Drink, Drink
Anti-Sobriety
On board with the concept of

A-N-T-I S-O-B-R-I-ETY
A-N-T-I ANTI SOBRIETY!