The Crystal Chandelier
R. Stevie Moore
Bright
Shiny
Elegant
Sparkling
The crystal chandelier
Up on the ceiling high
Will crash and fall on you
Unless you want it to
One of these days
There's gonna be a big banquet
Many rich people gather here
One of these nights
I may create a disaster
Formal dress in a mess
One of these parties
Will be just perfect
Watch them serve champagne
One of these nights
The old sophisticates forfeit
Into the floor in pain
