If Only I Was a Girl (And Had a Boy Like Me)
If only I was a girl
And had a boy like me
I would be dying to please
It's too easy to say
But anyway
But anyway
But anyway
If only I was a person
Outside of myself
I would be trying to see
Into my eyes
Is it too much to pay?
But anyway
If only I was a girl
And loved a boy like me
I might turn into a nymph
It's too easy to fantasize
Watching my eyes
If only milk was a quarter
And lids were a buck
If only I was a boy with
Nothing to think of
I would be going to school
I would learn how to love
But anyway
I gotta go (That's)
So long, bye (Bye)