I Told You
R. Stevie Moore
Going out is new
I told you
All there is to do
I told you
Hap-hazardous glue
I told you
Rather use shampoo
I told you
I told you the world would leave you alone
And the next day it did
But i misspelled the recipe
Someone stole all my shoes
I told you
You should master kung-fu
I told you
It is not time to
I told you
Where the hell is my stew?
I ask you
I told you the world would leave you alone
And the next day it did
But I misspelled the recipe
None of this can be true
I told you
Stick me away in a zoo
I told you
Once upon a time in the little boy's basement
There was a flower
And upon the petals of this flower was written
The Bible
But no one was small enough to read it
The end
