Dewey Decimal System

What should a boy do to find a girl
To make her his own?
Look it up in the yellow pages?
Do a search on the web?
No!

What should a girl do to find a boy
To make him her own?
Investigate the local library?
Consult the card catalogue?

Dewey decimal system
Led me to you
Melville Dewey decimal
Systematically
Doncha see?

What should a man do to find a woman
To make her his own?
Frequently asked questions e-mailed?
Place an ad in the post?
No!

What should a woman do to find a man
To make him her own?
Investigate the local library?
Consult the card catalogue?

Dewey decimal system
Led me to you
Melville Dewey decimal
Systematically
Doncha see?

Let your fingers do the walking

Dewey decimal system
Led you to me
Dewey decimal system
Led you to me
Dewey decimal system
Led me to you
Melville Dewey decimal
Systematically
Doncha see?

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