Prozac Milkshake

(Verse 1)
I'm depressed
So I wrote this song
To express
Everything that's wrong
Like my mother
Wouldn't let me go to a Rated R
Cool movie
At the theater with my friends

(Pre-Chorus)
And I know
That you may not think that it's a big deal
But you don't understand
You would never understand
You could never understand
You will never understand

(Chorus)
Cuz I'm singing this melody (And harmony!)
And I don't know the words
And my life's just so pitiful (And will always be!)
Like one big, smelly turd

(Verse 2)
I'm so fat
And I'm ugly
And I'm dumb
And I'm boring
I'm a loser and that's all that I'm ever gonna be
No use trying; I could never get anywhere

(Pre-Chorus)
And I know
That you may not think that it's a big deal
But you don't understand
You would never understand
You could never understand
You will never understand

(Chorus)
Cuz I'm singing this melody (And harmony!)
And I don't know the words
And my life's just so pitiful (And will always be!)
Like one big, smelly turd

(Bridge)
Die, die, bitch, die!
(And stuff)
Die, die, slut, die!
(At random)
Die, die, whore, die!
(Who farted?)
Die, die, French fry!
(I'm hungry)

(Interlude)
Ooh you would never understand
No, you would never understand

(Chorus)
Cuz I'm singing this melody (And harmony!)
And I don't know the words
And my life's just so pitiful (And will always be!)
Like one big, smelly turd

(Outro)
You would never understand!
You would never understand!
You would never understand!
You would never understand!
You would never understand!
You would never understand!
You would never understand!
You would never understand!