Dance Like a Tory

Oi DJ SSW! Pull that one up! Rude Girl! Haha!

Excuse me,
You, you you,
No, you, actually I don't care what your name is
Just the suitcase to the local CO-OP and fill it up with wine will you?!
Haha, cheers!
No, cheap as possible,
Thanks, haha, cheers,
Thanks

The doors to 338 are closed
While No. 10 gets down
It's popping off on Downing Street
My favourite restaurant just shut down
The doors to 338 are closed
While No. 10 gets down
So grab your blue ties and raving suits
To conservatively get down
Ain't a party
It's a work event
Ain't a shoobs
It's a work event
Ain't a rave
It's a work event, it's a work event,
Work it out
Ain't a party
It's a work event
Ain't a shoobs
It's a work event
Ain't a rave
It's a work event, it's a work event,
Work it out

Nobody cared about care homes
They should have all been in their homes
Instead they were all round Boris'
All getting down with their Doris'
Getting Matt Hancocks in their offices
If I had a party their would have been officers
While they were getting down on the dancefloor
Can I get a
WE DON'T NEED A COVID PASSPORT'

The doors to 338 are closed
While No. 10 gets down
It's popping off on Downing Street
My favourite restaurant just shut down
The doors to 338 are closed
While No. 10 gets down
So grab your blue ties and raving suits
To conservatively get down
Ain't a party, It's a work event
Ain't a shoobs, It's a work event
Ain't a rave, It's a work event,
It's a work event, Work it out
Ain't a party, It's a work event
Ain't a shoobs, It's a work event
Ain't a rave, it's a work event,
It's a work event, work it out
Get down, Dance like a Tory
Get down, kiss like a Tory
Get down, make rules, break rules
Don't give a like a Tory
Get down, Dance like a Tory
Get down, kiss like a Tory
Get down, make rules, break rules
Don't give a like a Tory

I run the country and I'm Barmy
An regularly come across quite smarmy
I don't even know how many kids I have
How was I meant to know it was a party
I'd hardly call it illegal
We only invited 100 people
As long as we wear
what we wear to work
And we're where we work,
Then surely we're at work?!

The doors to 338 are closed
While No. 10 gets down
It's popping off on Downing Street
My favourite restaurant just shut down
The doors to 338 are closed
While No. 10 gets down
So grab your blue ties and raving suits
To conservatively get down
Ain't a party, It's a work event
Ain't a shoobs, It's a work event
Ain't a rave, It's a work event,
It's a work event, Work it out
Ain't a party, It's a work event
Ain't a shoobs, It's a work event
Ain't a rave, it's a work event,
It's a work event, work it out
Get down, Dance like a Tory
Get down, kiss like a Tory
Get down, make rules, break rules
Don't give a like a Tory
Get down, Dance like a Tory
Get down, kiss like a Tory
Get down, make rules, break rules
Don't give a

So what if they find out I'll just apologise!
It'll be fine!
I make the rules, so what if I break the rules?!
What a night though ay?!
Maybe we should start a night - a rave?!
Call it AM to PM, with THE PM!

Don't give a a Tory

Where's my BM?
That's slang for Baby Mother
I've got a few