I Ain’t Cheap
[Intro: Patchy The Pirate (Tom Kenny), Mr. Krabs (Clancy Brown), Aesop Rock & Rob Sonic]
...that's it? That's the lost episode?! That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles!
Hey, I ain't cheap!
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money, motherfucker
[Verse 1: Aesop Rock, Rob Sonic, Both]
Money on my motherfuckin' mind
Cop five haircuts at the same time
White gold pants, jet ski made of yuan
Foie gras bust of Albert Einstein, get money
Money out my motherfuckin' mouth
A mansion, a ranch, and a camp, and a town
A motherfuckin' store with the floor made of scalps
Bobby from the block don't got rocks, he got Alps, get money
Money in the motherfuckin' jar
Shark fin pastries, summers on Mars
Twenty motherfuckers in a levitating car
747 full of women and cigars, get money
Money in the motherfuckin' pot
A castle full of cars, and a yard full of yachts
A leopard with a mink and an arm full of clocks
All hand-wound everyday by a Spock, get money
[Chorus: Aesop Rock, Rob Sonic, Both]
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money, motherfucker
Gotta g-get my m-motherf-fuckin' money; Gotta g-get, gotta g-get
Gotta g-get my m-motherf-fuckin' money; Gotta get, got- gotta get, get
Gotta g-get my m-motherf-fuckin' money; Gotta g-get, gotta g-get
Gotta g-get my m-motherf-fuckin' money; Gotta get, got-
[Verse 2: Aesop Rock, Rob Sonic, Both]
Money is a motherfuckin' joke
Forty bald eagles sewn into a coat
Zoo in the crib, mermaid in the moat
Buy another strip mall every eighth note
Money ain't a motherfucking prob'
It's a sport I invented to win when I watch
And own all the rights and the lights and the locks
Even own all the ice in the Sprite you just dropped, get money
Money in your motherfuckin' life
Two-ton angel carved outta' ice
Alligator sailboat, dollar sign eyes
Fill a warehouse full of Van Goghs twice, get money
Money or your motherfucking heart
I could give it to my dog, he makes money when he barks
Or put it in my fridge or in one of my parks that I bought
So my robots could learn how to LARP, get-
[Chorus: Aesop Rock, Rob Sonic, Both]
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money, motherfucker
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money, motherfucker
[Outro]
*dolphin noises*