S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants)
[Intro: Candace]
There are squirrels in my pants!
[Verse 1: Street Performer 1, Street Performer 2, Background & Candace & Background]
Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me
[Chorus: Street Performer 2, Candace, Background & Background & Street Performer 2]
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels, squirrels (S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to M to the P
[Verse 2: Street Performer 1, Street Performer 2, Background & Candace]
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
How can I qualify for government grants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants (Yeah)
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the squirrels in my pants
[Chorus: Street Performer 2, Candace, Background & Background & Street Performer 2]
Step right over and watch me put it down
Squirrels, squirrels (S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to M to the P
[Verse 3: Street Performer 1, Background]
If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Yeah, proletariat and bourgeoisie
Baby, you don't need an academic degree
Everybody's smellin' my pot-pourri
S to the I to the M to the P
[Chorus: Street Performer 2, Candace, Background & Street Performer 1 & Street Performer 2]
Step right over and watch me put it down
Squirrels, squirrels (S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it
Down, down on the ground
'Cause you know I got it goin' on
[Bridge: Street Performer 1, Street Performer 2, Background & Candace]
(S...) S to the I to the M to the P
(I...) S to the I to the M to the P
If your pockets are empty get a cash advance
(M...) S to the I to the M to the P
(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P
If you're losin' your hair, get yourself implants
If you're wrestlin' a bear, then you ain't got a chance
Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants
[Outro: Street Performer 1 & Street Performer 2]
Ain't about love, ain't about romance
I got squirrels in my pants
