Why Does Arthur Look Like Me?
Austin Hargrave
[Verse]
Oh, Arthur is the greatest show
That aardvark is the best I know
He eats too much and then he grows
Why does this thing have human toes?!
Yellow shirt, his sister's hurt
The glasses too, the cow says moo
I do suppose I love his nose
What's with his ears? Oh well, cheers!
Well holy cow, the future's now
He's an adult, it's an insult
He's in my chair, he's got my hair
He even has the dumb goatee
Why does Arthur look like me?!
(Hey!)
