Xhibit F

On the night of April 14, 2015...I happened upon a communication happening live between Miss Thulis, and her new love interest...What I ultimately wound up reading was the beginning of a plan, that essentially played out in real-life...Within the communication, I observed myself being vilified, and painted as a monster...I was even blamed for a diaper-rash...The cause of which Miss Thulis was well aware...Your Honor, I've learned some very interesting things as a father of a little girl...But, one thing I did not need to learn prior to the birth of my baby, is...That when a child sleeps in a urine-soaked pull-up, for hours a night, on several nights of the week... There's liable to occur some irritation....
(Yeah, yeah)
You're a silly silly woman, now. Quite audacious. Your Mercury & Mars are facing, and so it makes this quite a precarious situation. Since I intercepted your communication, I made you put your plan in action prematurely. Now, you're purely reacting and it is surely, recklessly endangering my child with your smitten lover. Your behavior's unbecoming of a fit mother. Keep on following this pattern, it's gonna get rougher. In the end, you're just a mediocre dick-sucker. But, I can't believe this bitch. I was tryin' to leave this bitch. Now I gotta call Lebowitz, believe in it, I don't need this shit. I could never conceive this sitch, It is reachin' a fever-pitch. Will I pick up the phone, and send your ass home? You better believe it bitch...

(Attorney) Your Honor, I'd like to introduce "Exhibit F" please

(Judge) Yes, bring it up

(Attorney) "Exhibit F", this is a Skype-chat between my client, and Miss Thulis. A Skype-chat in which many attempts were made by Mr. Sweeney, to (uh) recover his abducted daughter

(Opposing Attorney) Objection! Your Honor, implies kidnapping

(Judge) Objection over-ruled! Let the man speak

(Attorney) Yes, as I was saying Your Honor, many attempts were made by my client to attempt a resolution, (uh) and recover his abducted daughter. After several appeals to Miss Thulis's compassion, Mr. Sweeney says, and I quote "You're uprooting my fuckin' daughter, Bitch!" To which Miss Thulis replies "You left your daughter, you wanted out"

No, I left you bitch. Dont get it twisted. Did you catch that? I think you missed it. The way I stretch that, you think I fist-it. You wanna fetch that? Well, here's a biscuit. You wanna play house? Be my guest, but go on a honeymoon with the kid, that is reckless. I don't wanna leave you naked in court, but keep pushin' 'ya luck bitch, and i will make it a sport. Shackin' up with virtual-strangers. Got Sophie sleepin' in a bed with his 8-year-old kid? Yeah, you stupid little cunt, that's danger. Your boyfriend got hurt in the war, but Iraq is not as scary as me. I will see your face on him, and beat 'yo ass vicariously. Fuck a court, I will take you to the port, and send that ass right back to British-Colombia. Anybody buyin' that sob-story you got's a fuckin' idiot, every single one of 'ya. I know 'ya think 'ya clever, but you lack wits. I brought you out here...I'll send 'ya back, bitch! I got 'ya dead-to-rights, plottin' my demise. Startin' petty fights, spreadin' vicious lies. Try'n ta block my path, and make a big display...Like I'm a kidnapper? Well, look who ran away...

(Audio from trial)
"The plaintiff wrote me a letter on August 12th, in which he told me, I would never see my son again. I have the letter here, it's marked defendant's exhibit"
(F)