Paris Hilton In Jail

I don't mind being confined
to LA state prison
cos i would drive with DU eyes
i cause some collisions
they tell me now that my appeal has been denied
and that the sentence is now bonified
how bout a chill that wont insult my severe pride
like somewhere on upper west side
with a waterslide oh no
even though they say im shady
i am really so refined
i need a cleaning lady
i cant do time
robert blake and o j simpson
they both get off scott free
i drive without a liscence
they throw the book right at me
it sucks to the highest degree
haaa haaa
i went ape on a sex tape
the guys all went gar gar
now i must make my jail escape
i miss my chiuaua
my friend nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way
she'll probably get parol then float away
because she ways zero
even though ive got the glamour
even though my clothes are fab
they throw me in the slammer
britney gets rehab???
they put me in big house
sounds like a movie pitch
heiress goes up the river
ends up as somebody's bitch
they cant do this to me im rich
aaah aaah
and now i am digging a ditch
aaah aaah
my roommates a woman named mitch