Bender V Panda
[Intro]
Hell froze over, Red Rover, Red Rover
Better get yo' ass moving 'fore the snow get colder
'Fore your soul get frozen
How am I supposed to let it go
When my hopes get dashed by this bleak weather forecast
[Verse 1]
All I wanted were some sunny days
But they never seem to come to me
Tried to get him out his dungarees
Never got past having lunch with me
Guess it's funny now in some degree funny people seem to fuckin' reek
Like CK's other hand that's not touching on the telephone
Keep it bouncing like the hands up on a motherfucking metronome
And ballad out like Let It Go, singing Elsa touched my testicles
Damn, why you gotta ruin children's movies for the spectacle?
(Get papa up on the scene, baby)
[Interlude]
Uh
Rain, rain, go away
Don't come again or I'll fucking spray some shots into the air
Like every concert, every fucking day
Or gathering or child's play
But who give a fuck about the gun laws?
It's America, go out and get more guns today
On a discount with no background checks and bullets free if you buy 6 now
And place your dick up on an eagle's chest
I see you, yes, but I ain't hearin' shit but cancel culture waste
I counter-culture when the culture certainly stop pulling every word we fucking say
[Verse 2]
Yo, true that, bro, yo, true that, bro
But double fuck these alt-right Nazi fascist-looking assholes
Shit fallin' out they mouth holes
And then they need more fiber in they diet
I'm a San Francisco giant, and I don't even watch the sport bro
Fuck a sport, bro, eat Digirnos, pop a porno
I'm basic, that's for sure, though
I'm basic that's for sure, though
Great British Bake Off be my show, though, man
Where the fuck is Toto?
I'm just tryna click my heels and go home
[Bridge]
Nah, bitch, you stayin' right here with old Mister Bender
No escape and no sequester, I'll be here the whole semester
Throwing punches like Sylvester, it's a rocky situation
When there are two people in the same body, straight pacen
Think there can only be one
Bitch, get ready for the art of war, it's all zoo under the sun
No reprise about to come, I'ma end you right here
Strike fear in yo' heart till it impact your whole career
[Verse 3]
You's a deer, I'm a mountain lion, I'm a eat yo' ass whole
Bitch, you look like Bill O'Reilly constipated in the cold
Bitch, you ain't nothin' without me, come and get some more
I'm everything ever you wanted, I'm the answers that you've known
I'm the demon for yo' closet, I'm coming for your soul
I'm get and when I grab it, swear that shit is going cold
I'm a ten-headed dragon, you can't catch inside your dome
Screamin', "Baby, won't love me? Won't you love me a little more?"
[Outro]
Um, no!
Uh, bye-bye
Oh, how time flies
When you lost on how you lost just one of your nine lives
I'm pumpin' up my drive
'Til I hit a hills peak and I fly straight into the sun
In an '88 Celica, the color of my cum
Under the barrel of a gun that I know is self-imposed
Screamin', "Baby, won't you love me?
Won't you love me a little more?
