Happy Birthday 2: You!

(Ay, ay, ay swag, swag
Swag, dab
Hit those crazy raps
Yeah, ay, swag, ay, swag)

Happy birthday to the birthday guy (to the birthday guy, guy)
Happy birthday to the birthday dude (to the birthday dude)
Happy birthday, can I take you to lunch (can I take you to lunch?)
Happy birthday, it is your birthday, yeah

I don't need a calendar, I know when your birthday is
I don't need a watch, cause I know when your birthday is
Your birthday's today (your birthday's today),
So let's celebrate (so let's celebrate)
We can eat cake (cake?)
But first

Let me take you out to Denny's (Denny's, Denny's)
Breakfast for lunch (breakfast for lunch, yeah)
I can get you a Grand Slam (mmm)
It's got bacon and ham
If you're not feeling Denny's
We can go to, like, Moe's (Moe's)
I can get you a Wrong Doug (Wrong Doug)
Wrong Doug with the queso (queso, queso)

Chut gang! Chutty chutty bang gang!
Yeah (hoo!)

It goes, It goes, It goes, It goes
It goes, It goes, It goes, It goes
It goes, It goes, It goes, It goes
It goes, It goes, It goes

Open your presents
Open your presents
It is your birthday
What you gon get? (What you gon get?)
Ay issa t-shirt
Ay issa poster
Ay issa fuckin Star Wars lego set (he got the Death Star!)

Now eat your cake!
bought you an ice cream
Hope that you like it (yuh, yummy)

It was on sale!
Bought it at Publix
$3.85 ($3.85!)

It's the least we could do! (woo!)
For our buddy
Bitch, that's you (that's you!)
Because it's your birthday
What else were we gonna do? (Oh)

Happy birthday
Ay, have a happy, happy, birthday
Have a happy birthday (ay, yeah)

Happy Tuesday, woah Happy Tuesday, yeah
Happy Birthday (chut gang, chut gang)
Happy Birthday
You're short

I know when your birthday is, you motherfricker