Last Call*
*Lyrics from Snippet*
[Verse 1]
This my last call, been doing this shit since last fall
I gassed all, I got past my last fall
Now I'm back and passed fourth
Most you fuckers chess boards
None of us had mentors
Well atleast half like a sentor
I remember saying goodbye
But that wasn't a good bye
That was an excuse to cry
I always wanna fuck my-
[Interlude]
I dunno, haha!
Also big shout out to Makenzie!
You were there since I started!
Sorry this is a big moment for me
Alright, this is the story about our year 6 prom!
[Verse 2]
Alright, so basically we pulled up
Babies with their pull-ups
Eating food, we full up
Teachers shut their bull up
Fuck Ms. Shelley the onе who smacked a kid
She got the sack, shе rid
So thank you Mrs. Pratt
Even though we called you brat
And sometimes even twat
We acknowledged you was fat
And I wanna say sorry
We all told you to quit, but you ain't take our advice
Now you carrying all the weight like a lorry
I thought my songs needed flavour so I added the ranch
Like that story Men and Mice
Growing up I wasn't nice
Got into trouble with the police like twice
Now I'm doing good despite
The fact that I've built up all this spite
But I'm holding it down, but it's gonna fizz up like a Sprite
Young days at the crib, me and Kenzie felt the vibe
Feeling good that we alive
The days that we would feel deprived
We jump up, never cried
So Pembroke Dock, this is goodbye
[Interlude]
Alright, alright
I wanna tell y'all a story about a time I nearly died
This story makes me feel very anxious and scared about what would've happened if they didn't catch me
Ok, so I was in England I think, and, uhm-
Oh yeah uhm we just got back from a play, I think it was like the Wizard of Oz or some shit and-
We went down to this beach, which was notorious for it's violent waves
You see where I'm going with this, right?
Alright, so me and my Dad went down to the water bit whilst my Mum stayed up by the sand
I was just minding my business when this big ass wave comes over me and pulls me with it
I thought I was gonna die when my Dad and some random man took my hand
And he saved my life
If he hadn't caught me, then I would've been out in the sea for the rest of my life
Or maybe I would've ended up in France eating baguettes everyday like my ancestors
Hahaha!
So uh, random man, if you're listening right now, thank you!
Thank you so much!
You have taught me to live life to it's fullest!
Shout out the supporters, Yung C$ & Evowkama
To the haters, give 'em rigormortis man
Damn