What I Like Most About You is Your Girlfriend

Hello and how are you? And how do you do?
And who is that girl standing right next to you?
And what is her name, and what does she do?
I'm looking at her, while I'm talking to you

Her love must be sweeter than candy
Must be stronger than brandy
Why does she like you, not me?

Can I buy you a drink?
You seem a decent chap
I'm friendly to your face but
Behind your back

What I like most about you
Is your girlfriend, it's true
What I like most about you
Is your girlfriend, it's true

When will we meet again, and where will it be?
Why don't you both come over, to my house for tea?
I'd rather she came round on her own, yes, it's true
Your girlfriend is what I like most about you

What I like most about you
Is your girlfriend, it's true
What I like most about you
Is your girlfriend, it's true
What I like most about you
Is your girlfriend, it's true

It's true